Cant Get There From Here

Can't Get There From Here Juneau is the capital of Alaska, but did you know that you cannot drive there from anywhere? You can fly into Juneau or you can take a... Read More

Wanted: Treadmill for an Elephant

Maggie, the 22 year-old African elephant, has been a resident of the Alaska Zoo since 1983. The Zoo recently decided that Maggie needs nicer quarters, more attention, and a treadmill. She weighs 9,100 pounds and does not get enough exercise, especially during the long Alaskan winter months.Alaska Zoo officials debated... Read More

The Patience of Job

Voltaire said, "God is a comedian playing to an audience afraid to laugh." Translated, if you're a tight ass, there's a two drink minimum to read this article. Let me just say, I believe in God but like many, I've questioned His existence. Most people... Read More

Marines Dont Take Crap

We live in a world of widgets. People manufacture, distribute, and sell them. You name it, they're doing it. I have a friend who is a toilet paper salesman. God bless him. It's an honorable job and my butt and I... Read More

Military Wives

I feel now is the perfect time to address the conflict service-members face when balancing between what they feel are infringements upon their civil liberties cast down by their president. ... Read More

Discover the Lighter Side of the Internet

We all know the Internet is a great tool for finding out information and sharing knowledge. But as a human sometimes sitting at a computer all day can get quite tedious, especially if it is your job 5 days a week. This feeling can be compounded by other problems in... Read More

The Language of Appalachia

Imagine my surprise when I went to Jamaica a few years ago and learned that I do, indeed, have an accent. You see, unlike my paternal grandmother, I don't stretch the word "cornbread" into four syllables. She might say, "Here. Have ye some co-orn-bray-ed;" whereas I might say, "You want... Read More

Local Author Joins History and Humor To Tell His Stories

Joseph Yakel was born and raised in New York's Capital region, and calls this place home. His travels have taken him far and wide, but it's his hometown surroundings that serve as a backdrop for his writing. He's recently published three books, and thinks his blend of history and humor... Read More

Voodoo Munchies

Looking for a lighthearted and fun way to remove the negative energy of a certain disruptive person from your life, or from your mind, if the person in question has moved on? Consider the cleansing (and giggle-inspiring) effect of Voodoo Munchies. Beginning now, whenever you need to deal with this... Read More

Computers According to Carol

A is for Anti-Virus: she got it from my Uncle.B is for Backup: always look in your rear view mirror first.C is for Caddy: part of computer that holds a coffee cup.D is for Defrag: a popular dance in the 1920's.E is for Email: post office talk for express mail.F... Read More

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Google News Updated : Sun, 11 May 2008 23:17:21 GMT Source: Fossella To Seek Re-Election - NY1 NY1 Source: Fossella To Seek Re-Election NY1 - 7 hours ago Despite calls for him to resign, it seems embattled Congressman Vito Fossella will be fighting to keep his seat on Capitol Hill in November. Traversing the Island for Vito supporters, finding none Staten Island Advance - SILive.com GOP Lawmakers Consider Fossella Replacement WNBC Gothamist - New York Times - New York Daily News - Washington Post all 801 news articles Publ.Date : Sun, 11 May 2008 15:44:56 GMT New group with Clinton ties pushes a dream ticket - Chicago Tribune Times Colonist New group with Clinton ties pushes a dream ticket Chicago Tribune - 1 hour ago By Margaret Talev | McClatchy Newspapers WASHINGTON - A group called VoteBoth has been leading the charge for Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama to team up on the Democratic ticket. Clinton spends Mother's Day campaigning in W.Va. The Associated Press Democrats Speak With Certainty About Obama Nomination as Clinton ... FOXNews CQPolitics.com - Politico - USA Today - New York Times all 1,341 news articles Publ.Date : Sun, 11 May 2008 21:23:31 GMT Myanmar junta still blocking most cyclone aid - International Herald Tribune Canoe.ca Myanmar junta still blocking most cyclone aid International Herald Tribune - 4 hours ago YANGON, Myanmar: A trickle of aid shipments arrived in Myanmar on Sunday, more than a week after a massive cyclone smashed the country, but officials continued to bar major shipments to the storm's hard-hit survivors. Tragedy of dead and survivors in Myanmar grows worse Washington Post Aid Groups Warn Myanmar Toll Could Jump From Lack of Water Wall Street Journal New York Times - Monsters and Critics.com - United Press International - The Associated Press all 4,445 news articles Publ.Date : Sun, 11 May 2008 18:57:02 GMT Cablevision near deal to buy Newsday: report - Reuters Earthtimes (press release) Cablevision near deal to buy Newsday: report Reuters - 3 hours ago NEW YORK (Reuters) - Tribune Co is close to a deal to sell Newsday to Cablevision Systems Corp for $650 million, the Long Island paper reported on its website on Sunday, citing people familiar with the negotiations. Cablevision Close to Newsday Deal Wall Street Journal News Corporation Withdraws Its Bid for Newsday New York Times The Associated Press - International Herald Tribune - Bloomberg - BBC News all 819 news articles Publ.Date : Sun, 11 May 2008 20:05:23 GMT National Stamp Out Hunger Day - WRBL KMVT National Stamp Out Hunger Day WRBL - 46 minutes ago By Tiffany Simmons Babbes Douglas, the Executive Director at Second Harvest Food Bank, says "this is just a blessing, it's really gonna help us through the summer months. Local Letter Carriers Stamp Out Hunger KTVL Mailbags fill up with food MyFox Tampa Bay WJFW-TV - Daily Iberian - Ocala.com - phillyBurbs.com all 578 news articles Publ.Date : Sun, 11 May 2008 22:30:58 GMT Social networking sites posing data dilemma? - Dubuque Telegraph Herald The Money Times Social networking sites posing data dilemma? Dubuque Telegraph Herald - 1 hour ago By Martha Irvine AP CHICAGO -- Sarah Brown is unusually cautious when it comes to social networking. The college sophomore doesn't have a MySpace page and, while she's on Facebook, she does everything she can to keep her page as private as she can. Google to launch Friend Connect for the social Web CNET News.com Making Facebook safer for children Tewksbury Advocate New York Times - InformationWeek - PC Magazine - The Associated Press all 511 news articles Publ.Date : Sun, 11 May 2008 21:18:09 GMT Zimbabwe Likely to Delay Presidential Run-Off - Voice of America Voice of America Zimbabwe Likely to Delay Presidential Run-Off Voice of America - 3 hours ago By VOA News Zimbabwe's electoral commission says the run-off between President Robert Mugabe and challenger Morgan Tsvangirai will not be held within two weeks as required by law. Zimbabwe opposition seeks peacekeepers for run-off Reuters Zimbabwe police arrest activists BBC News Bloomberg - AFP - Monsters and Critics.com - AllAfrica.com all 1,963 news articles Publ.Date : Sun, 11 May 2008 19:50:34 GMT RSS to HTML Increased Website Traffic

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I Got to Play an April Fools Joke Before I was Born

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Computers According to Carol

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Your Stars Part 3

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